THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK'N'ROLLA

Welcome to my stupid Tumblr! If you like my work, you should check out my portfolio at jgillustration.com, where I have lots more!

Here’s my mega-badass Death Knight for the upcoming LADY KNIGHTS // WOMEN WARRIORS zine coming out soon!  It’s being put together by Abby Boeh, Julia Scott, and Roxy Vizcarra and will be coming out this April at MoCCA!  I might also do a run of screen prints of this!

Wrecking monsters’ shit, chopping off heads, slicing of faces, no big deal for this tough-as-nails monster slayer!

Here’s my piece for the We Ain’t Got Time To Bleed! zine coming out!  I drew Dynamo from The Running Man in his big old underpants.
I used to watch this movie on cable all the time as a kid, and on cable they always edited out the scene where Dynamo takes his pants off towards the end of the movie, so I was always baffled/really upset when he was falling all over the place in his underwear for no reason right before he dies.

Here’s my piece for the We Ain’t Got Time To Bleed! zine coming out!  I drew Dynamo from The Running Man in his big old underpants.

I used to watch this movie on cable all the time as a kid, and on cable they always edited out the scene where Dynamo takes his pants off towards the end of the movie, so I was always baffled/really upset when he was falling all over the place in his underwear for no reason right before he dies.

hamishmash asked: Hey! Loved the Regice! I was wondering... how did you get in on the whole Pokezine thing?

Thanks Hamish!  I’m a big fan of your work! :D 

I was randomly asked to participate in the Ghost one through twitter, and then asked if I wanted to participate in the Ice one after that.  You should email the guy that puts it together, I’m sure he’d love your work!

Regice for the Ice Pokezine, which is the sequel to the Ghost Pokezine!  Honestly, I don’t know much about Regice, but it looks like a weird ice robot/golem to me, which is cool (getit???).  I really tried to push the texture in this one, and am happy with how it looks!

Regice for the Ice Pokezine, which is the sequel to the Ghost Pokezine!  Honestly, I don’t know much about Regice, but it looks like a weird ice robot/golem to me, which is cool (getit???).  I really tried to push the texture in this one, and am happy with how it looks!

jgillustration:

Guys, it’s 2013.  Let’s all just be excellent to each other.
Shirt available soon through Pizza Party Printing.

Hey guys, these shirts are now available for purchase through the Pizza Party Printing webstore!  Be excellent to each other HERE!

jgillustration:

Guys, it’s 2013.  Let’s all just be excellent to each other.

Shirt available soon through Pizza Party Printing.

Hey guys, these shirts are now available for purchase through the Pizza Party Printing webstore!  Be excellent to each other HERE!

jgillustration:

Lookie Lookie!  I got to draw Vanilla Ice from the movie Cool as Ice for Silver Screen Society’s team up with one of my favorite podcasts ever, How Did This Get Made?!Ok, real talk: I really love Cool as Ice.  I have to rank this movie up there with movies like Troll 2, The Room, and Birdemic as far as how good it is because of how bad it is.  C’mon, Vanilla Ice plays a hip-hop gypsy, babbles incoherently for the entirety of the movie, and also pretty much turns into Steven Seagal whenever there’s a fight scene?  Count me in!

UPDATE: VANILLA ICE JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER BECAUSE OF THIS PICTURE!!!

jgillustration:

Lookie Lookie!  I got to draw Vanilla Ice from the movie Cool as Ice for Silver Screen Society’s team up with one of my favorite podcasts ever, How Did This Get Made?!

Ok, real talk: I really love Cool as Ice.  I have to rank this movie up there with movies like Troll 2, The Room, and Birdemic as far as how good it is because of how bad it is.  C’mon, Vanilla Ice plays a hip-hop gypsy, babbles incoherently for the entirety of the movie, and also pretty much turns into Steven Seagal whenever there’s a fight scene?  Count me in!

UPDATE: VANILLA ICE JUST FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER BECAUSE OF THIS PICTURE!!!

Lookie Lookie!  I got to draw Vanilla Ice from the movie Cool as Ice for Silver Screen Society’s team up with one of my favorite podcasts ever, How Did This Get Made?!Ok, real talk: I really love Cool as Ice.  I have to rank this movie up there with movies like Troll 2, The Room, and Birdemic as far as how good it is because of how bad it is.  C’mon, Vanilla Ice plays a hip-hop gypsy, babbles incoherently for the entirety of the movie, and also pretty much turns into Steven Seagal whenever there’s a fight scene?  Count me in!

Lookie Lookie!  I got to draw Vanilla Ice from the movie Cool as Ice for Silver Screen Society’s team up with one of my favorite podcasts ever, How Did This Get Made?!

Ok, real talk: I really love Cool as Ice.  I have to rank this movie up there with movies like Troll 2, The Room, and Birdemic as far as how good it is because of how bad it is.  C’mon, Vanilla Ice plays a hip-hop gypsy, babbles incoherently for the entirety of the movie, and also pretty much turns into Steven Seagal whenever there’s a fight scene?  Count me in!

Queen Beryl from Sailor Moon, hanging out on a creepy living throne of eyes, being tuff.  Y’know, the usual.  This is for the upcoming Sailor Moon zine, Moon Power!

Queen Beryl from Sailor Moon, hanging out on a creepy living throne of eyes, being tuff.  Y’know, the usual.  This is for the upcoming Sailor Moon zine, Moon Power!

I still think this is the funniest thing I’ve done to date.

I was recently commissioned to draw the Witch King of Angmar for somebody, and I’m really happy with how it came out!  I did this in watercolor, and I think it’s the first water color painting I’ve done in over 5 years?  I had a blast painting it, and coming up with my own version of such an awesome character!

I was recently commissioned to draw the Witch King of Angmar for somebody, and I’m really happy with how it came out!  I did this in watercolor, and I think it’s the first water color painting I’ve done in over 5 years?  I had a blast painting it, and coming up with my own version of such an awesome character!

sexmachinegun asked: Your work is so inspiring. c: Thanks! You help me push myself every day to learn.

Oh man oh man!  That’s way awesome to hear!  Thanks a ton!

jackradpoole asked: I don't have a question, but I wanted to say I dig your work

Thanks dood!!!! :D

Guys, it’s 2013.  Let’s all just be excellent to each other.
Shirt available soon through Pizza Party Printing.

Guys, it’s 2013.  Let’s all just be excellent to each other.

Shirt available soon through Pizza Party Printing.

Hey guys!  I am proud to announce that I am going to start working on a personal comic project, called Gnoblins and Necromancers!  I’m not sure what I’m going to do with it just yet (if I’ll run it as a web comic or sell printed books) but I’m very excited to get started on it! 

It’s a fantasy story about an elf boy named Dirk who is prophesied to grow to be a unifying warrior-king of legend, but is still just a 12 year old jerk kid for now.  He and his best friend Teega are the charges of a healer named Lotho, who is training them to become these supposed heroes, but who also can’t stand them because they’re loud and gross, and he’s pretty timid and uptight.

They go on lots of adventures and meet lots of crazy and interesting folks, as well as fight a bunch of sweet monsters while they’re at it.

I’m not exactly sure when I’ll have anything worth posting online for this, but for now, enjoy these character designs!