THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK'N'ROLLA

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I AM SO STOKED FOR SPX YOU GUYS!!!!

What am I going to have there to sell you ask?  I am going to have a bunch of cool new stuff as well as a few things from last year too!

Executioner and Friend: Collected Short Comics- This is a collection of comics about an executioner, named Executioner, and his friend, named Friend, and their adventures in the dungeon world they live in.  Think equal parts Donjon, Calvin and Hobbes, and Prison Pit!

Ugs, Fugs, and Grossos- 28 pages of Ug-ass Mugs, Fug-ass Fugs, and Gross-ass grossos wrapped in a cover screen printed with barf, fart juice, and boogers.

Ugs, Fugs, and Grossos SPECIAL EDITION- Ever wanted to buy a book that came with a temporary tattoo, a glow in the dark patch, a shinny-ass button, and A BARF BAG FULL OF FAKE VOMIT?

I’ll also have:
Roll For Initiative
and Bits in Multiples of Eight- Both books that came out at last year’s SPX!  One’s about Dungeons and Dragons, and one’s about old-school video gaming!  Which one is which though?  You be the judge!

A whole buttload of screen prints! That’s right!  I’ll have a glow in the dark poster of Dagon that I did for Trevor Henderson’s Puffed Shoggoths zine (available at his table), a print of my piece for the Lady Knights & Women Warriors zine (available at my table), as well as a couple of video game prints that I made last year!

Come see me at table M7 and some of my all time best buds at the tables around it this weekend!  Awww yeaaahhh!!!

My second page of my 2nd grade journal just went up on i like monsrs wen they fite!  Get ready to see lots of Blankas and Wolverines!

My second page of my 2nd grade journal just went up on i like monsrs wen they fite!  Get ready to see lots of Blankas and Wolverines!

ilikemonsrs:

Welcome to i like monsrs wen they fite!  20 years ago today I started second grade at an elementary school in upstate New York.  My teacher had us keep daily journals where we’d write and draw pictures.  I found this journal a few years ago and have decided now, exactly 20 years later, I need to share my drawings of monsters, Street Fighter II, dinosaurs, monsters, Mortal Kombat, X-Men, and monsters, as well as my teacher’s pretty passive aggressive responses to them.  This blog will be updated almost daily with a new page from my journal on the day that I drew it.

Hey guys!  I’ve started a tumblr where I post, on the day that I drew them, drawings that I did in my marble notebook journal 20 years ago in second grade!  Follow it and check out how much I loved monsters, dinosaurs and X-men, as well as my teachers preeetty passive-aggressive comments about them! :D

ilikemonsrs:

Welcome to i like monsrs wen they fite!  20 years ago today I started second grade at an elementary school in upstate New York.  My teacher had us keep daily journals where we’d write and draw pictures.  I found this journal a few years ago and have decided now, exactly 20 years later, I need to share my drawings of monsters, Street Fighter II, dinosaurs, monsters, Mortal Kombat, X-Men, and monsters, as well as my teacher’s pretty passive aggressive responses to them.  This blog will be updated almost daily with a new page from my journal on the day that I drew it.

Hey guys!  I’ve started a tumblr where I post, on the day that I drew them, drawings that I did in my marble notebook journal 20 years ago in second grade!  Follow it and check out how much I loved monsters, dinosaurs and X-men, as well as my teachers preeetty passive-aggressive comments about them! :D

Alright doods of all genders, here’s the last little bit I’m going to post about my book “Executioner and Friend: Collected Short Comics” before it comes out next weekend at this year’s Small Press Expo

Here’s the cover of the book, which I screen printed over the weekend, and the two first pages as well! 

What the hell is a slime golem you ask?  Find out in a week!

andreakalfas:

SPX COMETH!

Check this oouuuuttt…

Here’s “Ugs, Fugs and Grossos”, 28 pages of ug-ass mugs, fug-ass fugs, and gross-ass grossos; and “Executioner and Friend”, dungeons, dragons, and dick jokes, each by Jimmy Giegerich.

"Heroical #1" is an 11" X 14" zine by David Plunkert chock full of weirdo super hero stuff, and playfully off-beat heros.

The very exciting “Fantasy Basketball” by Sam Bosma will be in the mix as well and it’s sure to be mind-blowingly good.

Alex Fine is debuting “Il Bruto”, a hilarious collection of Charles Bronson pin ups in classic action movie rolls.

"Warlow’s Guide to Wizards, Sorceri & Familiars Arcane" by yours truly will be there of course!

Two new comics from Haleigh Buck of Hey Boy Comics will be debuting as well: “Herman the Hot Dog” and “Internet Diarrhea”, sure to be goofy-as-hell, wildly inappropriate, and full of schadenfreude.

Last but not least, Kali Ciesemier will be selling some gorgeous prints of her work that are not to be missed!

That’s what we got for you guys! Come to tables M5-M8 to get your hands on it all! We’ll see you there, pals.

ARE YOU EVEN READY FOR HOW MUCH COOL STUFF WE’RE GONNA HAVE?

(via spx)

Doods.  Are you ready?  My new zine, Ugs, Fugs, and Grossos is coming out in less than a month!  28 slime dripping, acne covered, veiny pages of ug-ass mugs, fug-ass fugs, and gross-ass grossos in a 3 color screen printed wraparound cover can be yours for 8 bucks for the regular edition or 13 bucks for the special edition at this year’s Small Press Expo!  What’s in the special edition you ask?  Oh, I dunno, maybe only a temporary tattoo, fake vomit, and some other rad shit that will glow in the dark or something!

2 page preview of a section of a comic I’m working on for SPX! Keep your eyes peeled for more info on that soon, you doofus!

Also, you wanna read a comic with these two fellas in it I did before? CLICK HERE THEN!

jgillustration:

jgillustration:

Hey guys!  I’m totally psyched to announce that Pizza Party Printing now has a new shirt called Katamari of Time available for pre-order on our website! Check out a Katamari-fied Link rolling up Bosses, Baddies, and Items from one of the most beloved entries in the Legend of Zelda series!  This image will be printed in full color on a white tee and only costs $18 + shipping, or as a pre-order exclusive white hoodie for $30 +shipping!!!

This is the first in a series of shirts that we’re going to be doing based on mashing Katamari Damacy with some of our all-time favorite video games, so keep your eyes peeled for more!

CLICK HERE FOR T-SHIRT ORDERING INFO and HERE FOR HOODIE ORDERING INFO

Hey guys!  So, we had a LOAD of issues with the shipping on our website and weren’t able to take any orders until just now!  So here’s what we’re going to do to make up for it: Enter coupon code KATALINK at checkout to get $2 off your Katamari of Time shirt!  This coupon is only good until midnight tonight, so don’t wait!!!

The sale ends in a little under 2 hours and 20 minutes you guys!  Grab one at a discount while you can!!!

jgillustration:

Hey guys!  I’m totally psyched to announce that Pizza Party Printing now has a new shirt called Katamari of Time available for pre-order on our website! Check out a Katamari-fied Link rolling up Bosses, Baddies, and Items from one of the most beloved entries in the Legend of Zelda series!  This image will be printed in full color on a white tee and only costs $18 + shipping, or as a pre-order exclusive white hoodie for $30 +shipping!!!

This is the first in a series of shirts that we’re going to be doing based on mashing Katamari Damacy with some of our all-time favorite video games, so keep your eyes peeled for more!

CLICK HERE FOR T-SHIRT ORDERING INFO and HERE FOR HOODIE ORDERING INFO

Hey guys!  So, we had a LOAD of issues with the shipping on our website and weren’t able to take any orders until just now!  So here’s what we’re going to do to make up for it: Enter coupon code KATALINK at checkout to get $2 off your Katamari of Time shirt!  This coupon is only good until midnight tonight, so don’t wait!!!

Hey guys!  I’m totally psyched to announce that Pizza Party Printing now has a new shirt called Katamari of Time available for pre-order on our website! Check out a Katamari-fied Link rolling up Bosses, Baddies, and Items from one of the most beloved entries in the Legend of Zelda series!  This image will be printed in full color on a white tee and only costs $18 + shipping, or as a pre-order exclusive white hoodie for $30 +shipping!!!

This is the first in a series of shirts that we’re going to be doing based on mashing Katamari Damacy with some of our all-time favorite video games, so keep your eyes peeled for more!

CLICK HERE FOR T-SHIRT ORDERING INFO and HERE FOR HOODIE ORDERING INFO

andreakalfas:

"Suzy, do you know anything about…witches?"
Suspiria, a masterpiece by Dario Argento. This trippy, amazingly surreal horror film is the subject of my newest tshirt design for Pizza Party Printing’s upcoming movie night at the Ottobar. They’ll be showing not only Suspiria, but the 1989 horror, The Church (paired with a fucking metal shirt by Jimmy Giegerich), so if you’re in Baltimore at the end of the month, be there! Immerse yourself in blood and beer (and the music of the one, the only Goblin). It’s gonna be spooky.
The Suspiria shirt is up for sale now at Pizza Party! Pick one up while you can!

Look at this KILLER shirt by Andrea Kalfas!!!  Now available at the Pizza Party Printing store!!!

andreakalfas:

"Suzy, do you know anything about…witches?"

Suspiria, a masterpiece by Dario Argento. This trippy, amazingly surreal horror film is the subject of my newest tshirt design for Pizza Party Printing’s upcoming movie night at the Ottobar. They’ll be showing not only Suspiria, but the 1989 horror, The Church (paired with a fucking metal shirt by Jimmy Giegerich), so if you’re in Baltimore at the end of the month, be there! Immerse yourself in blood and beer (and the music of the one, the only Goblin). It’s gonna be spooky.

The Suspiria shirt is up for sale now at Pizza Party! Pick one up while you can!

Look at this KILLER shirt by Andrea Kalfas!!!  Now available at the Pizza Party Printing store!!!

So I was recently hired to do a whopping 23 illustrations for Front, which is a British magazine, for an article titled The A-Z’s of Hard Bastard Action Cinema, where I got to draw blood, guts, muscles, and explosions!!! (tl;dr: I got a dream job)  I mean, I draw stuff from Riki-Oh and Predator all day long anyway, but this time I got PAID to do it!  Here’s a selection of 10 of my favorites from the set of 23. This was seriously one of my favorite jobs I’ve ever gotten as a freelancer.  Thanks to AD Mike McCabe!

You can order a copy of the magazine HERE!!!

Now available for pre-order from the Pizza Party Printing web-store!  This is my design based on the Dario Argento produced creeper The Church for this months Pizza Party After Dark!  This shirt is going to be METAL AS FUK you guys!  Satanic pentagram goat head design printed on an old-school heavy-metal-style black-bodied, white-sleeved baseball tee in glow in the dark discharge ink!  When you wear this shirt the album Welcome to Hell by Venom will start playing in it’s entirety in your head!
Click here for pre-order information!!!

Now available for pre-order from the Pizza Party Printing web-store!  This is my design based on the Dario Argento produced creeper The Church for this months Pizza Party After Dark!  This shirt is going to be METAL AS FUK you guys!  Satanic pentagram goat head design printed on an old-school heavy-metal-style black-bodied, white-sleeved baseball tee in glow in the dark discharge ink!  When you wear this shirt the album Welcome to Hell by Venom will start playing in it’s entirety in your head!

Click here for pre-order information!!!

Here’s the poster that I did for this years BitGen Gamer Fest!!!  Maaan, this poster’s got everything! Punx getting fried, gross flesh monsters, Shinobi doing a sweet jump n’ stab, Bart motherfucking Simpson, you name it!  If you live in the Baltimore area, you should come out and play some video games and listen to some rad jams!  Check out BitGen Gamer Fest’s Facebook page for updates!